USC Health Center, in 45 seconds.
The last 45 seconds of my recent visit to the USC health center:
Doc: So, x-ray says it’s not broken [your foot].
Me: Really? It hurts a lot!
Doc: It’s a sprain. And you dislocated one of your cuneiform bones.
Me: Get right out of town! It must be like some perfect storm of sprain.
Doc: This is Candice, she’ll talk to you from now on.
Doc just leaves.
Candice: Hi, I’m Candice. Here are some ice packs.
Me: Ice packs? That’s it? You hear what I said about the perfect storm?
Candice: Yeah, I hope that helps.
Me: Sorry, I don’t want to seem like I was overreacting or not taking the pain well… I’m just looking to leave here with my masculinity…
Candice: Sure. Is there anything else?
So no breaks! Should be back in the game in like 3-4 weeks, some sources say. Though, I assume I’m a medical oddity and will heal faster… as some of you know, I am part-Wolverine. Go Trojans!
